Meet John!

What’s the #1 most played song on your phone? 
Probably "Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)" by Looking Glass. You can't mess with perfection.

What is your all-time favorite movie or book?

I tell people my favorite movie is "Let the Right One In," but it's really "BASEketball."

If you had a superpower, what would it be?
The ability to phase through solid objects. Underrated superpower, I feel.

What’s the best/worst gift you’ve ever given/received?

One Christmas, my wife's parents got me a fake denim jacket. They said it was just something "I could throw on if I ever needed to take the trash out when it was cold." THANKS.

When you have 30 minutes of free-time, how do you pass the time?

I'll watch an hour-long episode of a TV show at 2x speed. I'm out of control.

What movie/TV star would play you in the story of your life?
Currently, Michael Shannon. I think he can really capture...whatever it is I am.

If you could meet anyone, living or dead, who would you meet?

I think I'd like to sit down with Ayn Rand and we can laugh about how often her work gets co-opted to back up things she would never support.

If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would do?

I would build the high school wrestling team in my town their own training facility. Their room sucks at present. 

If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?
I think they have those training courses where you can train yourself to have a near-photographic memory. That would be a cool little add-on.

What is your favorite candy bar?

I'm trying to quit, but Heath bars. Accept no substitutes.

What is your favorite trivia question(s) CNP asks?
I really like the puzzle round, whatever it winds up being. Normally those are the best questions by far.